I’ve barely had any search term referrals to this blog, and I’ve been rather grateful for it. It’s not that I’m trying to keep a family-friendly blog, I know eventually I’ll start getting some really creepy referrals, but for now I’m not missing the days when my defunct photo blog earned traffic through search terms like “monkey nipples” and “emmalina sex video” and that sort of thing. Emma’s sex tape can be found here by the way.
I know you’re currently sitting there wondering if that’s legit or a rickroll.
I decided to talk about some of the search term referrals I get on my Tumblr. I have Google Analytics installed on it, because Tumblr doesn’t have its own way to show you how people find your blog. Most of the keywords tend to be rather boring, but some are weird, funny, and/or perverted.
- “ephebophilia” — Definition.
- “fat suicide girls” — …Do fat Suicide Girls actually exist?
- “double vagina” — I… What?!
- “jailbait only” — Ew.
- “1990s barbie skates light up”
- “how to pose for suicide girls” — If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
- “pear chan naked” — Here you go.
- “rainbow pubes” — My friend Ariel did this. She is one awesome girl.
I believe they mean Rollerblade Barbie, the infamous Barbie whose skates had an actual flint wheel that would cause sparks to shoot out from behind her as you pushed her across almost any surface.

Baby's First Fire Extinguisher sold separately.
Miraculously, the skates didn’t melt. But there were a whole lot of other problems caused by this Barbie, especially with the kids who for some reason were allowed to play with hairspray. I personally never had any problems with that Barbie, even despite living in a house with hardwood floors.
Now that I’ve officially ruined this blog’s chances of being family-friendly for much longer, I’ll probably write another entry like this soon.








