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June 2013

• Mon, 17: Maybe I should just make every goal "Eat a bag of gummi bears."
• Wed, 12: When you dream about your ex.

May 2013

• Wed, 15: Guess who got a smartphone?
• Thu, 2: The worst nightmare I've ever had.
• Wed, 1: Here's my impersonation of all my blogs and social networking lately.

April 2013

• Wed, 24: Sammy the betta fish.
• Sun, 21: One of the funniest music videos I've ever seen.
• Fri, 19: Animal Crossing: Wild World.
• Thu, 18: "I was doing fine until you came out here. Then you started talking, and I got lost."
• Sat, 13: "I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread." -- Mitch Hedberg
• Fri, 12: Natural History Museum's Pavilion of Wings.
• Sun, 7: Journal entry for 10/11/12.
• Sat, 6: One of the nicest threats I've made to my parents.
• Tue, 2: Pinterest pet peeves.

March 2013

• Fri, 29: Unusual deaths throughout history.
• Mon, 18: Internet addiction + procrastination = terrible.
• Sun, 17: Waking up with a song in my head: EPIC SAX GUY.
• Sun, 17: How I reacted the last time our power went out.
• Wed, 13: A letter to my 8-year-old self.
• Sat, 2: Bossy kids are hilarious, even in dreams.

February 2013

• Wed, 27: Moods and overheard conversation.
• Thu, 14: Happy Valentine's Day!
• Wed, 13: Waking up with a song in my head: I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
• Wed, 13: Spotted at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
• Tue, 12: Bad habits.
• Wed, 6: One, two, Freddy's coming for you...
• Sat, 2: What I'm watching right now.
• Sat, 2: There's a cocoon on my back door!

January 2013

• Thu, 31: A little about my foreign coin collection.
• Wed, 23: National Handwriting Day.
• Wed, 23: Complete with her dinglehopper and snarfblatt.
• Sun, 20: I'm not going to quote that Destiny's Child song, that's just too obvious.
• Thu, 17: How Dubble Bubble bubblegum is made.
• Tue, 15: What I'm watching right now, and the time I met Ellen Greene.
• Fri, 11: There's a little witch in every woman.
• Mon, 7: Waking up with a song in my head: If he trades you dimes for nickles...
• Mon, 7: What I'm watching right now.
• Sat, 5: Why do dogs act so hostile toward postal carriers?
• Tue, 1: May 2013 be the year I pay better attention to people.

December 2012

• Mon, 31: Waking up with a song in my head: I can't wait to hear you scream.
• Mon, 31: Goodbye, 2012!
• Sun, 30: A different way to keep a daily (or semi daily) journal.
• Sat, 29: A text-only day in the life of Heather.
• Fri, 28: Waking up with a song in my head: And so it goes, my dear.
• Tue, 25: Merry Christma-- AUUUGGGGH GET AWAY!!
• Mon, 24: Lessons about art and the human body.
• Sat, 22: Wreck This Journal: In progress part VII
• Wed, 19: Overheard conversation.
• Tue, 18: "I MADE IT MAH-SELF!!"
• Sun, 16: Top 10 search referrals.
• Thu, 13: Watching a fireplace on Netflix because hey, why not.
• Mon, 10: I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me...
• Thu, 6: A tip to avoid eye strain.
• Sun, 2: Girl, you'll be a woman... soon...
• Sat, 1: I refuse to be a book quitter.

November 2012

• Thu, 29: Giving advice.
• Sat, 24: Looking back on a crotchety baby doll, and a baby doll with a crotch.
• Thu, 22: Limited to 140 characters. Or 63,206 on Facebook. Nobody reads text posts on Tumblr.
• Thu, 22: Losing AdSense saved my blogging.
• Sat, 17: When internet humor sparks a memory.
• Thu, 15: Through the eyes of a child.
• Thu, 8: I don't have drawers full of beauty products but I always need more pens.
• Tue, 6: I've got my President's back.
• Sun, 4: Bookmarks using the corner(s) of an envelope.

October 2012

• Mon, 22: Spiders!
• Sun, 21: Moods.
• Mon, 15: Hoocha hoocha hoocha, lobster.
• Sat, 13: Your problems are not the catastrophes you think they are.
• Mon, 8: My only memory of snow.
• Fri, 5: A belated birthday present to my blog.

September 2012

• Thu, 27: Foods I've hated since childhood. Bonus: Baby Heatherface.
• Mon, 10: Chinese Wreck This Journal!
• Mon, 3: Bird home and spider home.

August 2012

• Thu, 30: Playing catchup through Twitter.
• Fri, 10: High school reunions. Not worth it. Cock.
• Thu, 9: Quick rant about showering.
• Thu, 2: Happy 1st birthday, blog!

July 2012

• Fri, 20: Gunman kills 12 at 'Dark Knight Rises' screening in Colorado.
• Wed, 11: In memoriam of the katydid I accidentally killed.
• Tue, 10: JetPens product review -- Iwako novelty puzzle eraser.
• Mon, 9: (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻
• Tue, 3: I turned a man into a teenage girl.

June 2012

• Sat, 30: 30 Days of Creativity — Day thirty.
• Fri, 29: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-nine.
• Thu, 28: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-eight.
• Wed, 27: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-seven.
• Tue, 26: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-six.
• Mon, 25: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-five.
• Sun, 24: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-four.
• Sat, 23: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-three.
• Fri, 22: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-two.
• Thu, 21: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty-one.
• Wed, 20: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twenty.
• Tue, 19: 30 Days of Creativity — Day nineteen.
• Mon, 18: 30 Days of Creativity — Day eighteen.
• Sun, 17: 30 Days of Creativity — Day seventeen.
• Sat, 16: 30 Days of Creativity — Day sixteen.
• Fri, 15: 30 Days of Creativity — Day fifteen.
• Thu, 14: 30 Days of Creativity — Day fourteen.
• Wed, 13: 30 Days of Creativity — Day thirteen.
• Tue, 12: 30 Days of Creativity — Day twelve.
• Mon, 11: 30 Days of Creativity — Day eleven.
• Sun, 10: 30 Days of Creativity — Day ten.
• Sat, 9: 30 Days of Creativity — Day nine.
• Fri, 8: 30 Days of Creativity — Day eight.
• Thu, 7: 30 Days of Creativity -- Day seven.
• Wed, 6: 30 Days of Creativity — Day six.
• Tue, 5: 30 Days of Creativity -- Day five.
• Mon, 4: 30 Days of Creativity -- Day four.
• Sun, 3: 30 Days of Creativity -- Day three.
• Sat, 2: 30 Days of Creativity — Day two.
• Fri, 1: 30 Days of Creativity -- Day one.

May 2012

• Thu, 31: The most inspirational thing I've seen this week.
• Wed, 30: An open letter to Target employers.
• Sat, 26: "Now we're getting to the good stuff."
• Thu, 24: The Huntington Library & Botanical Gardens.
• Sun, 20: I got to hold a millipede!
• Mon, 14: Baby birds at Hollywood Forever Cemetery!
• Sat, 12: "Puff up, they hate that."
• Mon, 7: Making stamps out of Pentel Clic Erasers.

April 2012

• Sat, 28: I have a serious love/hate relationship with Los Angeles.
• Tue, 24: And I don't even know what I've been up to.
• Wed, 18: What I like on my Subway sammich.
• Mon, 16: Keeping a dream journal for a month.
• Sun, 15: My process for writing a blog entry.
• Sat, 14: Pictures from this week.
• Tue, 10: My review on a few Twitter clients for Windows.
• Mon, 9: My nail polish collection.
• Sat, 7: Chanchitos!
• Fri, 6: IT'S FRIDAY! Now go fly a kite.
• Tue, 3: Business cards!
• Sun, 1: Piercing nostalgia.

March 2012

• Fri, 30: "You made me somebody they're gonna remember."
• Tue, 27: It seems I hate all popular fandoms.
• Fri, 23: Make a shelf to hang on your wall... out of popsicle sticks!
• Thu, 22: I don't think you realize that you are perfect in my eyes.
• Sun, 18: Pictures from yesterday.
• Sat, 17: Instagram is ruining photography.
• Thu, 15: Tiny spider.
• Sat, 10: Goodbye, Davis.
• Wed, 7: Wreck This Journal: In progress part VI
• Mon, 5: Things I've discovered while cleaning my desk.
• Sun, 4: Short stories.
• Sat, 3: Bunny Stew, a scary story by Mikki Mares.
• Fri, 2: We're sorry, the number you have dialed is refusing to answer.

February 2012

• Mon, 27: Wreck This Journal: In progress part V
• Sat, 25: In case you ever wondered what my friends have to deal with.
• Wed, 22: Review for Pentel products!
• Mon, 20: Thanks, Pentel!
• Sat, 18: These boots were made for rockin'.
• Thu, 16: Monkey nipples, kangaroo balls, giraffe boner.
• Tue, 14: Heart-shaped day full of whining, bitching, and mockery.
• Mon, 13: Wreck This Journal: In progress part IV
• Thu, 9: Four years: In memory of TheDispatcher, 06/13/1976 — 02/09/2008
• Mon, 6: What I've been up to.
• Thu, 2: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, soon to become Meh Stories.

January 2012

• Tue, 31: My first and last Omegle conversation.
• Sun, 29: Wreck This Journal: In progress part III
• Sat, 28: You're not making this any easier, Jetpack.
• Tue, 24: Shit People Say videos. Jesus Christ, enough already.
• Mon, 23: Wreck This Journal: In progress part II
• Sun, 22: Hamtaro/Hamutaro toy, Park in the Forest (?)
• Sat, 21: Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase!
• Mon, 16: Whoa. Deja vu.
• Fri, 13: Age-Activated ADD, or, "Why did I come into this room?"
• Sun, 8: My new Wreck This Journal, in progress.
• Fri, 6: Facebook drinking game.
• Mon, 2: Today I was bitchslapped by a goose.
• Sun, 1: Godt Nytt År! It's 2012!

December 2011

• Mon, 26: Duck butts everywhere.
• Fri, 23: "I told you there was a song about snacks!"
• Wed, 21: "Hell is never what you expect it to be."
• Sun, 18: Alfred Rosenheim mansion, a.k.a the "Murder House" from American Horror Story.
• Fri, 16: The Los Angeles Zoo has tiger cubs!
• Tue, 13: Keri Smith's Wreck This Journal. Help me buy a new one?
• Mon, 12: Who needs exercise when we have dark chocolate?
• Wed, 7: Christmas is just another holiday to dress like a skank.
• Mon, 5: Tchotchkes. Stuff. Junk.
• Sat, 3: Mad money pendant.

November 2011

• Sat, 26: Nail art.
• Tue, 22: Childhood bullies.
• Mon, 21: You may be more popular than me but you're doing it wrong.
• Fri, 18: What I'm watching right now.
• Wed, 16: I miss him so much.
• Sun, 13: 90s slang, listed under "Things I don't miss."
• Fri, 11: Cold weather means CHICKEN HAT!
• Thu, 10: Testicle plant.
• Tue, 8: Sodastream, turning plain water into awesomeness.
• Sat, 5: Leslie Hall (& the Lys) appreciation post.
• Fri, 4: Timeline in photos, me throughout the years.
• Thu, 3: Stupid costumes are for humans, not dogs!

October 2011

• Sun, 30: Business card designs.
• Fri, 28: Road trip to Solvang, April 11th-13th 2011.
• Wed, 26: The animals at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
• Mon, 24: Wild goose chase at the cemetery! *rimshot*
• Sat, 22: The Tom Mankiewicz Carousel at the Los Angeles Zoo.
• Thu, 20: I support #SpiritDay
• Tue, 18: Best search terms of the week, Tumblr edition: Part II
• Sat, 8: Day #10,000
• Thu, 6: Draw a stickman and watch him (her, it, etc) come to life!
• Tue, 4: Dreaming up a dream home.
• Mon, 3: Memories. Sort of.
• Mon, 3: It's October!

September 2011

• Thu, 29: Gettin' crafty: Homemade alphabet magnets.
• Sat, 24: It's like counting up to three. Together we'll bring down the walls.
• Tue, 20: Blue passion flowers and their fruit.
• Mon, 19: Dot toch!
• Sat, 17: Pottermore potions.
• Wed, 14: Antiquing and thrifting.
• Thu, 8: 100 things that make me happy.
• Tue, 6: “Get mad, then get over it.” -- Colin Powell
• Thu, 1: Pottermore, not-quite spoilers and tips.

August 2011

• Wed, 31: Thirty Before 30: Start a new blog, update at least three times a week for a month.
• Tue, 30: Nostalgia.
• Mon, 29: Best search terms of the week, Tumblr edition.
• Sun, 28: Five years on YouTube!
• Fri, 26: "Wingard leviosa!" *feather explodes*
• Tue, 23: One favorite thing about being an Angeleno.
• Mon, 22: Irrational fears
• Fri, 19: TMI about the lady-bits.
• Thu, 18: Fennec fox vs. bat eared fox
• Wed, 17: Sookie Stackhouse novels
• Fri, 12: Its gates are guarded by more than just owls
• Wed, 10: Back to the OC Fair!
• Sun, 7: Thirty Before 30: Do five things that scare me.
• Sat, 6: Thirty before 30
• Thu, 4: OC Fair and dealing with fear
• Tue, 2: Travel Town Museum
• Mon, 1: Hello, again!