About

Heath·er·face   (hĕTHər-fāce)
n.

  1. An insufferable jerkoff.
  2. A savory mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and flour.

Hi, I’m Heather. I was born in May 1984 in Los Angeles, California. My hobbies are photography, reading, and creating things. I’m also a vlogger but I don’t consider that a hobby — hobbies are things I enjoy doing and vlogging is a bit more like something I just do out of boredom, like doodling circles on a piece of scrap paper.

I hate to cook but I love to bake. I don’t like cats or babies or diamonds. I love nature, animals, fluffy white clouds, wildflowers, and stars when I can actually see them. I’m not kidding, nighttime in Los Angeles is pretty bright, you can really only see Orion’s Belt and part of the Big Dipper. I love the sounds of rain and the ocean, and I love the smell of sprinklers spraying water on hot cement.

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